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Thursday, 2 July 2015

Canada Day Barbie

Canada Day Barbie
I acknowledge that being born is Canada is like winning a  lottery but I abhor jingoism  and I cringe when people 'wave the flag'.  South of the border, people seem to be much more comfortable with expressing their patriotism.

I was in a wonderful jazz restaurant in the U.S. once and the final number before the break was a medley of songs including America, the Beautiful and It's a Grand Old Flag.  The audience stood with their hands on their hearts, deep in the moment.  I had to leave.  My status as guest in the country had been overwritten and I had become an alien.

That being said,  every year on Canada Day,  Barbie and I wear red and white.  No temporary tattoos or flags painted on the forehead are allowed, but we do acknowledge the day with a certain sartorial flair.


Saturday, 13 June 2015

Hula Dancer Barbie

Hula Dancer Barbie
Halifax and Dartmouth used to celebrate Natal Day separately, a week apart.  Dartmouth had dories on the sidewalks where a service club served free chowder for breakfast.  There was a parade in the morning, a regatta on Lake Banook in the afternoon and fireworks in the evening.

The year I was 6, a hula dancer who lived in my neighbourhood approached my mother to ask if I would be on her float in the parade. She had noticed me because I have skin that tans easily and dark brown, curly hair. She danced in a grass skirt in the center of the float while three other little girls and I sat on the corners and waved our arms about in a way that was meant to suggest hula dancing.

I arrived at the marshaling area early wearing a bathing suit.  They added a lei, a grass skirt, flowers for my hair, anklets and wristlets.  July in Dartmouth can be warm and sunny or cold and rainy.  That year was definitely cold and rainy.  Rather than hide our costumes under coats, we wore clear dry cleaner bags.  And so began the coldest Natal Day of my life...until a week later,  when we did it again for the Halifax celebration.

Barbie never suffers from the cold or heat but, let's face it, she can't pretend to hula dance with her arms.

Sunday, 7 June 2015

Medieval Barbie

Medieval Barbie
Medieval Barbie is wearing a dress made of dark green velvet with an underskirt of very fragile gold metallic brocade.  She is standing by the dark pink peonies that came into bloom yesterday.

Medieval fairs are very popular attractions in the summer and there is one near here every year in the hamlet called Osgoode.  Here one can watch jousting, a hand-fasting and see crafts people ply their ancient trades.  There will be puppet shows, magicians, dancers, and a murder mystery dinner.  You can buy jewellery,  bread and honey, clothing and armour. 

Barbie will fit right in.   Fit might not be exactly the right word; she's a little shorter than most of the other fair-goers but you know what I mean. 

Thursday, 4 June 2015

Spring Flowers Barbie

Spring Flowers Barbie
Siberian irises are among the earliest blooms in my garden.  They are lovely mauve flowers with yellow accents on the petals.  They are the perfect flower for people who don't have green thumbs.  Siberian irises are resistant to soft rot and iris borers.  They are hardy to Zone 3 and don't fall down in the rain like peonies.

Barbie's dress is a light mauve with yellow/green beading on the collar and drop waist.  You can't see the pretty trim at the bottom of her skirt because I am not a photographer.  I realized as I perched on my makeshift seat that I kept posing Barbie with a telephone pole growing out of her head. (You can still see the pole on the left).

I did try other angles and vantage points but Barbie has little patience.   I noticed her smile was increasingly plastic so I had to make do with the shots I had.

Wednesday, 3 June 2015

Bridal Wreath Barbie

Bridal Wreath Barbie
Barbie hasn't had a wedding in weeks!  But this weekend the bridal wreath spirea was in full bloom and if that isn't a reason to get married I don't know what is.

You'll notice Barbie's wedding gown is not white.  Vera Wang has featured entire collections of non-white wedding dresses including a series of  red tones and this dress is a tribute to her work. In the movie Time Again, Rachel MacAdams wears a red wedding dress, not by Vera Wang but it is a great dress. 

Queen Victoria's wedding dress was white and started a fashion that has been copied many, many times.  The biggest problem with white of course is it is so hard to keep it clean and red wine leaves such a hideous, conspicuous stain.  

A little free advice to brides, stick to white wine until all the pictures have been taken. And don't eat the salad at dinner in case a leaf becomes lodged in your teeth.  You can thank me later.

Friday, 15 May 2015

Barbie Karenina

Barbie Karenina
Clothing fashions take us from the scanty clothing of the Roaring Twenties and the Mod Sixties to the opulent extravagance of the aristocracy during any number of reigns.

In L.M. Montgomery's Anne of Green Gables,  Marilla comments when she sees Anne's new dress that 'there's enough material in those sleeves to make a waist'.  But fashion, however ridiculous, can never be ignored.  In Emily of New Moon (same author)  Emily notes that even her dour Aunt Elizabeth wears a bustle, 'just  a little one'.

The 2012 movie, Anna Karenina, was a symphony of dresses and bustles made with layers upon layers of fabric.  While I could not imagine actually wearing a skirt as huge and a bodice as tight as the ones  worn in the  film, Barbie loves to dress like a princess. 


Sunday, 3 May 2015

Achy Breaky Barbie

Achy Breaky Barbie
I learned to line dance to Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky heart in the 90's at an aerobics class.  I took a line dancing course ten years later and  I learned it again.  A few years ago, I started line dancing once a week with a group of patient friends and I learned it for a third time.

Things have progressed and I now sort of know a lot more dances.  I am always an eighth beat behind the group and often finish a turn facing in the wrong direction.

Barbie does everything with ease and grace.  She never misses a beat, always turns with precision and never panics during the bridge.  She can clap on the off-beat and count to eight over and over.

She's dressed for dancing in a blue suede skirt and vest and her favourite gingham shirt.

Barbie gives me an envious, achy-breaky heart.