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Thursday, 19 March 2015

Spring Solstice Barbie



Spring Solstice Barbie

A super moon will herald spring this weekend.  It is unfortunate it will be a new moon so there will be no spectacular moonrise to fill me with awe.  The solar system is also planning an eclipse for the spring solstice but it won't be visible in my part of the world.  Unlike the hero in Carol King's song You're so Vain, Barbie will not be traveling to see a 'total eclipse of the sun'.

Anyway, nothing could eclipse Barbie!

Tuesday, 10 March 2015

Mardi Gras Barbie

Mardi Gras Barbie
What an abject failure this Barbie is!  How did I fail thee?  Let me count the ways.

I wanted a Barbie that would capture the exuberance and life in the celebration of Mardi Gras.  I wanted bright colours, a carnival feel in the ribboned skirt and lightness from the feathered wings; extravagance in the silky skirt and wantonness from the low-cut bodice.

She does have a purple crinoline.  Purple underwear, orange dress, feathered wings, close enough.  We'll ignore the rest.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Coureur des Bois Ken

Coureur des Bois Ken
The Europeans who came to Canada 600 years ago found wealth in many forms.   Cod were so plentiful you could practically walk across the water on their backs and Jacques Cartier wrote that sometimes the cod "stayed his ships".

By the early 1700's, Great Britain's mighty fleets faced a shortage of timber suitable for building new ships.  The forests of the New World were exploitable.

For three hundred years (until silk hats became popular around 1850) hats made from felted beaver fur were fashionable.  The lucrative fur trade was a driving force in the European invasion of Canada and it was powered by intrepid adventurers working for themselves or the Hudson's Bay Company.

They (coureurs des bois, voyageurs, pedleurs, men of the North, eaters of lard)  worked 12 to 14  hour days.  They tended to be small and very strong.  They canoed and portaged trade goods into the interior and then brought the furs back out.  It cannot have been an easy life  and yet 14,000 men made their living this way.

For most, this was seasonal work but there were those who stayed in the woods all winter, hivernants.

In a CBC radio skit, someone asked when the Métis arrived in Canada and a First Nations actor answered wryly, "9 months after the French." 







Monday, 16 February 2015

Barbie and Parasol

Barbie and Parasol
A windchill of minus 40?  Snow, snow, snow?  Do you think Barbie cares?

Barbie hasn't had a wedding all week and the Southern Belle look suits this weather perfectly. 

The shape of the skirt reminds me of those birthday cakes they make sometimes.  Don't try to eat this Barbie.  I can assure you, the plastic used for Barbies is really hard to chew.

Saturday, 14 February 2015

Valentine Barbie Hot

Valentine Barbie Hot
The male bower bird is a most attractive bird in that it attracts its mate by building and decorating a home for her.  The decor is artful and the females are properly appreciative.

Valentine Barbie Demure certainly appreciates Ken's gifts of flowers and candy but exactly what is Valentine's Day all about? 

Valentine Barbie Hot has a present for Ken too.
Satin-Bower-Bird-Nest
Bower bird nest

Friday, 13 February 2015

Valentine Barbie Demure

Valentine Barbie Demure
Valentine's Day is Big Business.  This year lovers are expected to spend $18.9 billion.  Isn't that romantic?  The most popular gifts are candy ($23.86), flowers ($41.55) and dinner out ($77.77) per person.  I can't even begin to guess how much schools spend on red construction paper and dollar store Cupids.

We can thank Geoffrey Chaucer for this mid-winter boost to the economy.  In1382 he wrote these immortal words. ( I have a university credit in Middle English as well as Old English.  I wasted a lot of time in university even when I was studying.)

For this was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make.

Hearts have long been considered to be the center of love and lace is an echo of the dainty hankies young ladies gave brave knights as favours.  Red is the colour of blood and symbolizes the strength of love.   You have my permission to send this photo of Valentine Barbie to your true love and save yourself a ton of money.

Sunday, 1 February 2015

Winterlude Gala Barbie

Winterlude Gala Barbie
I just made my class watch the movie "Groundhog Day".  It took a week and I'm sure they understood Bill Murray's frustration completely.

Punxsutawney Phil is not the only Prognosticator of prognosticators.  To name a few I found Balzac Billy in Alberta, Shubenacadie Sam in Nova Scotia, Brandon Bob in Manitoba and Wiarton Willie in Ontario.

The mid-winter festival has roots that are obscure but I found references to Candelmas Day, a Christian celebration derived from a Celtic custom.  I'd never heard of it.  People brought candles to church for a blessing and placed the candles in their windows; sympathetic magic to encourage the sun to shine more, I guess.

The custom came to North America with the Pennsylvania Dutch but it is the Scots who say
"If Candlemas Day is bright and clear, there'll be two winters in the year."

Wiarton Willie appears in 1956 when Mac McKenzie, a guy Barbie would love, needed a reason to invite his friends over for a party.  The party now lasts a week and 20,000 people come.

Best of all, Ottawa's Winterlude begins this weekend. It features the world's best outdoor skating rink, Beavertails and the Ice Hog family. Barbie went to the opening gala.  Everyone loved her tan.